Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
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Did you license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
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Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
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I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
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Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.
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My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl / guy for me. Is that you?
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You’re so pretty that I forgot my pickup line.
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Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.
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Do you have a boyfriend? It's OK if you do, I'm not the jealous type.
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Call me a circus clown, because I wanna stretch that balloon knot.
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Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet.
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Did you get that body at McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it.
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You're so fine I'd suck your dad's dick just to get a taste of the recipe.
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I wanna go spelunking in your skin cave.
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Are you a shower? Because I can see myself slipping into you and crying uncontrollably.
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Whoops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
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How do you like your eggs? Is fertilized OK?
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Your ass is soft and my dick is hard. You know, opposites attract.
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