Are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only girl whose piss I'd sippi.
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Are you the terms and conditions? Because I don't give a fuck what you have to say.
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Hey, what's your name? I want to know what I'll be screaming later tonight.
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I'd break every chair in the world just to have you sit on my face.
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Hey baby, I just shit my pants... Can I get in yours?
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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Nice legs. What time do they open?
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Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm gonna destroy your pussy.
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Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
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I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
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I'm into astronomy. I'd love to see Uranus.
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My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
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Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.
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Is that a ladder in your tights,
or the stairway to heaven?
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Are you my pinky toe? Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table.
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I wish I was cos squared and you were sin squared because together we'd be one.
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“Girl, you’re like a prize bass. I don’t know if I should eat you or mount you!”
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Do you know how much a Polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.
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Are you interested in physical labour that involves the extraction of minerals or metals from the earth? Because I wanna make you mine.
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Do you like Pokémon? Because I’d like to catch a Pikachu!
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