I want to be your derivative so I can be tangent to your curves.
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Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
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Are those space pants? Because that ass is out of this world.
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Is that shirt felt? Do you want it to be?
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Are you a box of Frosted Flakes? Because you look GRRRRRREAT!
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You're like a fossil sample, and I'm like an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.
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Are you feeling down? Well, I can feel you up.
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Wanna come home with me and see how fast I can read?
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Is your name Wifi? 'Cause I feel a connection.
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
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Are you a Netflix series? Because I’d stay up all night to be sure you finish.
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I have a new set of LEGOs back at my place if you wanna come over and maybe build a future together.
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If I were an enzyme I’d be DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.
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I'm jealous of your heart, because it's pumping inside you and I'm not.
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You look like trash. Let me take you out.
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Are you a medium rare steak? Cause I'd eat you even if you were bleeding.
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You can call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels in love with you.
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Are your parents bakers? Cause those are some hot buns!
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“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”
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Your stilettos would look much better on my shoulders.
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