You seem to have dropped something there... Oh its your standards! Can I buy you a drink?
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Your bone structure gives my bone structure.
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Are you looking for a STUD? Because I already have the STD, all I need is U.
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If you were a vegetable, I'd stay by your side at the hospital for at least a week.
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Did you sit on a box of Lucky Charms? Because that ass is magically delicious.
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You might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater.
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Are you an alarm clock? Because I wanna smash you.
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I wanna fill you up with so much DNA it affects your 23andMe results.
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Are you a toaster? Because one bath with you would send me straight to heaven.
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When you pass away, I wanna spread your ashes. But right now, I just wanna spread your cheeks.
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Hey girl, are you a dementor? I'd let you suck the life outta me.
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Are you a cigarette? Because I'm tryna get you lit and put your butt in my mouth.
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You should be diagnosed with awwtism, because you're a cutie.
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You be the gardener. I'll be your hoe.
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How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?
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You've got something on your lips. Mind if I remove it with mine?
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You remind me of my little toe, I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk.
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Ayy, are you a mosquito? Because I wanna smash the shit out of you.
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Are you my appendix? I don't know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.
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Are you a desert? Cause you're making me thirsty.
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