Are you a bank loan?
Because you've got my interest.
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Do you have a quarter?
I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
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Are you a cat? Because you're purrfect.
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Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te.
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Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by you again?
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On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
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I wish I was Matthew McConaughey because you are alright, alright, alright.
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Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart.
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Is your name Ariel? Because we were mer-made for each other.
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Hi, I'm a computer specialist. If you let me probe your ports, I'll let you defrag my hard drive.
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Your ankles would look good around my neck
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!
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Are you sunburnt, or are you just that hot all the time?
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Girl, you must be a beaver — cuz DAMN!
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Are you on your period? 'Cause you are bloody beautiful.
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If you were a fruit, you'd be a Fineapple.
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I'll put you in better hands than Allstate.
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I see you have an iPhone. I have an iPhone too. It must be fate.
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