Are you a bank loan? 'Cause you got my interest.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Are you Abraham Lincoln? Because you’re causing an uprising down south.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Besides being beautiful, what else do you do for living?
Jokes Pickup Lines
Are you a banana? 'Cause I find you apPEELing!
Jokes Pickup Lines
Are you Medusa? Because you're turning me rock hard.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yo-da one for me.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years.
Jokes Pickup Lines
You're attractive and I'm attractive. We should do the world a favor and go out on a date.
Jokes Pickup Lines
After handing the prospect a packet of sugar: 'Excuse me, I believe you just dropped your name tag.
Jokes Pickup Lines
On a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9... cause I'm the 1 you need.
Jokes Pickup Lines
You look like my first wife.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Are you a Sharpie? Cause you're ultra fine.
Jokes Pickup Lines
If I make a spice joke will you let me cumin you?
Jokes Pickup Lines
Are you breakfast? Because you look like you're about to be the most important meal of my day.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Hey girl, are you a pirate? Because you put the curvy in scurvy.
Jokes Pickup Lines
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Is your phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling me.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Hey babe, are you a hit woman? Because if I pay, I was hoping maybe you could take me out!
Jokes Pickup Lines
Damn girl, I'm gonna have to file a complaint. Cause the reverse sirens on that dump truck are busted.
Jokes Pickup Lines
Did it hurt when you fell? When you fell from heaven?
Jokes Pickup Lines