You are everything I never knew I always wanted.
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Hey girl, are you a communist? Cause I feel an uprising in my lower class.
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Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.
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Hey boy, are you my GPA? Cause I swear I can do better.
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Holy shit, dude. Your hand looks super heavy. Do you need me to hold it for you?
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Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time... Will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time!
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I bet I could bench-press you.
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I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.
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You’re so hot, I’d burn every chair on Earth
so you’d have to sit on my face.
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Have you ever heard of the term 'fuck buddy'?
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. *Laughs* No, I'm kidding, but can I get your number?
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God was showing off when he made you.
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Do you know what will happen in zero gravity? I would still fall for you.
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I could find the whole meaning of life in those sad eyes.
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Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
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Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I'll be the Big Bad Wolf.
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Are you an amber alert? Cause someone reported you for kidnapping my heart.
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You're why cavemen chiseled on walls.
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Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.
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My lips are like skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?
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