How about I be one and you be cosine and I get on top of you and we make secx.
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The only history I wanna create is a history of you and me.
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You're the whip cream to my coffee. Without you, my life is bitter.
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Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
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I think my Spotify is broken. You’re not listed in the hottest singles.
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You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.
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Did you fall out the vending machine? ‘Cause you’re a snack.
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Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.
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I'm just lookin' for a little slap and pickle!
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I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bed rock.
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You are so beautiful that if you lived on Mount Olympus, I wouldn't be impressed.
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Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.
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You're a keeper, like a fish!
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You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
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The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
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Girlie, I think I love you. I wanna buy you food. I wanna buy you corn dogs.
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I’m no photographer but I can picture us together.
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Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
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If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
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