Ma'am, in the leopard print dress, you have an amazing rack.
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I'm actually from the future where we've been married 20 years. I'm just here to resolve an argument over when and where our first date was.
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Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places.
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Your legs are no children. But I would sure love to raise 'em.
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Is your dad a burglar? Ooops my bad, I was honestly convinced that he stole all of the stars and put them in your eyes.
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I’m looking for something but it’s not on the menu... Your phone number.
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I really wish that you'd come home with me. You're so cute and I'm really good in bed, believe me. You smell good, too.
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I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave.
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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
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I’ll put my basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets!
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Come and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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You can call me Leonardo da Vinci because I will make you moan-Alyssa.
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I wanna shake you naked and eat you alive...
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Are you an unpaid parking ticket? Because you've got 'mighty fine' written all over you.
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Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
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I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?
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Poof!
Well, here I am.
The genie said you still have two other wishes, tho.
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There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship.
Unless you're into that sort of thing.
In which case, I got some shackles in the back.
I'm just kidding.
But seriously, I've got 'em.
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Do you have a library card, ‘cause I’d like to check you out.
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Spotify was wrong, the hottest single of the year was you.
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