If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
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Are you a 90-degree angle? Because you are lookin’ right.
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Are you Israeli? Because you Israeli hot.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.
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Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you.
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If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
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Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
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Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
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You know what you’d look really beautiful in? My arms.
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You must be a magician because every time I look at you everyone else disappears.
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
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Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes.
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Can I borrow your library card? 'Cause I'm totally checking you out.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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Damn you, it must be illegal to look that good.
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If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips. (I actually thought that it was sweet)
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If you were a drug, I'd gladly overdose.
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When God made you, he was showing off.
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I must be a snowflake, 'cause I've fallen for you!
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Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kicking.
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