I know what I want, because I have it in my hands right now.
You.
—P.S. I Love You
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“To me, you are perfect.”
—Love Actually
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Here, feel my jacket. Do you know what that’s made of? Boyfriend material.
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Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
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Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.
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Hey, do you have an Instagram? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.
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You know, your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
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Are you a bank loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest.
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It’s handy that I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
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Is there something in your eye? Oh wait, never mind, it’s just a sparkle.
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Remember me? Oh, wait that’s right. I’ve only met you in my dreams.
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I should call you Google because you have everything I’m searching for.
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If I were a cat I’d spend all nine lives with you.
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Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.
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You must be Jamaican because you’re Jamaican me crazy.
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Are you a cat? Because I’ve feline a connection between us.
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If you were a steak you’d be well done.
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Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here.
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There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
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