Honey, are your parents terrorists? 'Cause you are the bomb!
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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You know, if a fat man with a beard happens to stuff you in a bag one night, don't be afraid – I told Santa that I wanted you for Christmas this year.
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Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
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Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
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I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
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If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
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My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
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Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
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Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
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You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
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I think about you from AM to PM, so I decided to DM
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You owe me a coffee. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
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I usually go for 8s, but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.
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Is your name Helen? Cause your face could launch a thousand ships.
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You look like the kind of girl (or guy) I’d see at the airport and think about for the rest of my life.
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