I can’t sleep anymore. Thanks to you, my reality is finally better than my dreams
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Friday or Saturday? (Pause.) I’m trying to figure out what day I should take you out next week.
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I don’t know you, but I want to.
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You’re attractive, stylish, and have an amazing smile. What’s the catch?
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When I make you breakfast in the morning, what would you like?
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Can you lend me a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
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Want to help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?
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I’ve been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?
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Nice shirt…it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
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If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
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Do you like sleeping? Me too. We should do it together sometime.
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You’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.
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I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
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Do you have a driver’s license? Because you’re driving me crazy.
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It’s not even Halloween yet, and you’re already dressed like the love of my life.
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Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
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Shouldn’t you be on top of a Christmas tree right now? Because that’s where angels belong.
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I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just rocked my world.
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Call life support. I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.
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It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
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