If I were you, I’d sleep with me.
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Stop, drop and roll, baby. You are on fire.
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There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
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Is your name Circe? Because you’re turning me into an animal.
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Is your name Gillette?
Because you’re the best a man can get.
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I’m going to make your dreams come true later.
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My friends bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
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What’s the difference between a fork and a knife? Let’s find out tonight over dinner.
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Do you have the time? I want to remember the exact minute I met you.
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I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I have yours?
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I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making everybody else look bad.
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When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I use?
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Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend/partner.
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Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off of you.
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Do you have an Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
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Can I take a picture with you to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
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Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
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Do you have a pen? I want to write down your number so I can text you the details for our date tonight.
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(Holds out hand). I’m going for a walk. Would you hold this for me?
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I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
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