Trust me, I’m not drunk—I’m just intoxicated by you.
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I’m really terrible at flirting. Try picking me up instead.
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Do you fish? Because you have me hooked.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
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Are your shoelaces tied? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a nine…because I’m the one you need.
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
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Are you a cat? Because I’ve fallen fur you.
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I’m not very good at math but I can give you the value you deserve.
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I’m no electrician but I can light up your day.
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If you were a fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple.”
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I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
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I got you some new sneakers. I figured you’d need them after running through my mind so much.
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We should go out for coffee sometime because I like you a latte.
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This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.
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Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper.
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Do you like my new sweater? It’s made of [girlfriend/boyfriend] material.
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There’s something wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number in it.
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What’s your favorite drink? I’m asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.
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