I should complain to Spotify for not making you this week’s hottest single.
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You look so familiar…did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
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If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
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If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato
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Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.
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I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you’re so good-looking I’m literally speechless.
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If you were a chicken, you’d be “im-peck-able.”
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I’m not a photographer but I can picture you and me together.
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You must be my Tinderella because I’m going to make that dress vanish at midnight.
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I was feeling off today, but you just totally turned me on.
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You look great in that outfit, but I bet you’d look even better in your birthday suit.
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Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you.
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If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert?
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If I were a judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.
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You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you.
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You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
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I’m adding you to my to-do list. Can I check you off tonight?
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Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
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I can’t taste my cherry lip gloss! Can you give it a try?
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Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
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