Lights on or off later?
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I’m not a genie, but I can make your wildest wishes come true tonight.
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I have a surprise for you later tonight…I think you’re going to like it!
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I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock. See you this weekend!
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I can’t wait to kiss every last part of your body.
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Did it hurt—when you fell from heaven? Oh, wait, you haven’t been in my bed yet.
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What’s a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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Are you Little Caesars? Because you’re hot and I’m ready.
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Your body is 60 percent water…and I’m thirsty.
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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
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I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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Your clothes look uncomfortable. Let me help you out of them.
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Breakfast is my second-favorite thing to have in bed. What’s yours?
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I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me…what do you think?
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I’ll flip a coin. Whichever side it lands on is what you’ll be getting tonight.
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You’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.
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I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
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Do you know your ABCs? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
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If being sexy were a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
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Your belt looks really tight. Can I loosen it for you?
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