I can’t sleep—all I can think about is what we would be doing if you were here with me…
Don’t ever change. Okay? Just get naked later. XOXO
I just wanted to tell you that you have a great smile, but it would look even better if that’s all you were wearing later.
Hey, beautiful! Should I come over tonight?
I wish I were lying there next to you…naked.
I feel like a light switch, and I can’t wait for you to turn me on.
I want you so badly.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
President Lincoln was approached by a woman after a political speech… If you were my husband I would poison your tea. Lincoln replied...if you are my wife I’ll gladly drink it.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.
Have you heard the joke about yoga. Nevermind its a bit of a stretch.
Why should you never play poker at the zoo? Too many cheetahs
Why was Mario coughing a lot?
- Something went down the wrong tube.
Why did the two ghosts attack Mario?
- To give him a boo-boo.
What do you call the mother who gave birth to Super Mario?
- Mario Maker
Does Mario's Kart need to eat?
- No, Mario Kart 8.
What's Mario's favorite musical?
- Mamma Mia
When is Mario's birthday?
- MAR10
Why is Mario so energetic?
- He's the first 1-up in the morning